July 2011
16 posts
Baby carriers
With Jack we had this rather unwielding thing which looked a bit like an instrument of torture. This time, I’ve decided I want a wrap so I can keep Bean close to me when he’s small. I relayed this to my mother who found it hilarious. Apparently her own mother (my Colombian grandmother obvs) used to carry her kids around in a piece of material wrapped round her while she grafted....
Jul 31st
32 weeks
Goodness, well I for one am surprised I’ve made it this far without tearing my hair out! Did I mention that Jim said there was no way we were having any more kids- partly because he couldn’t endure me whinging my way through another pregnancy? Surely I’ve not been that bad… have I? Anyway, most recently I’ve been pretty well. People keep commenting on the...
Jul 29th
Mummy and Jack need to change the batteries on...
Me:  Jack, can you bring over the guitar?  Mummy needs to check which one of daddy’s screwdrivers to use… Jack:  You need a Phillips head… Me:  Eh?  What’s that then? Jack:  It’s the one with the four points (Jack brings over the guitar.  I check guitar.  I also google Phillips head screwdrivers.  Turns out he is correct).
Jul 22nd
Jul 21st
Bit personal but never mind...
I went to the beautician yesterday for an eyebrow, full leg and bikini wax yesterday and MY GOD what a world of pain I was in. In fact I was in so much agony that we never even got to the bikini properly, much to my dismay. The beautician said that the pregnancy hormones make your skin more sensitive. I guess it didn’t help that I’ve been even more lazy than usual in the depilating...
Jul 21st
One of the great mysteries of pregnancy...
How can I be thirsty AND desperate for the loo at the same time?
Jul 20th
I genuinely feel that this baby has a different...
… Obviously it’s difficult to compare the different stages of pregnancy like for like (not in the least because I was unaware of my first pregnancy for nearly five months). But there are little differences I’ve noticed already. Like for example Bean (or Josh as we’ve taken to calling him) seems less greedy than his older sibling. How can I tell? Well, Jack used to get...
Jul 20th
Jack's last day at nursery today...
…and I have to say I’ve been feeling a little sad all day about my little boy growing up. I needn’t have really. Jim phoned me after work to say he’d asked Jack if he was sad about leaving nursery. Jack’s response? ‘No daddy, I’m happy’ (big grin on face).
Jul 19th
Today I hit a new lunchtime low and I feel a bit...
When I finished at the hospital at 1pm today, I was so ravenous I considered chewing my own arm off. Tempted as I was by McDonalds and this Japanese bento place, I managed to contain those evil hunger pangs sufficiently to get on a bus to Camden where I thought there might be more selection. Turns out, I was wrong. I got off the bus and walked past a dirty kebab shop. I peered in as I walked...
Jul 18th
Bit dark but...
…Diabetes clinic always makes me chuckle because it’s got a more er… rotund type of patient than the other clinics (myself included, of course). Very few of your toned yummy mummies here.
Jul 18th
Not sure how many of you remember my story about...
… Anyway, ants still not gone (don’t get me started) and Jack has found a new instrument of torture… My tweezers! He’s told me they’re really good for killing ants as you can just squash them. Obviously I took them off him but couldn’t help but admire his resourcefulness.
Jul 13th
Rich tea biscuits are apparently low GI...
…So I just did an ultra scientific test to see their effect on my sugars. This consisted of eating practically an entire pack and then checking my glucose an hour later. It was fine, whoop whoop! And thus miniscule amount of porridge (supposedly also low GI) bad, entire pack of rich tea biscuits good. Who knew?
Jul 9th
freecycle
This evening Jack discovered that I’d freecycled his toy shopping trolley complete with toy food. We’d agreed this a long time ago but he’d got so used to it sitting in our corridor, he must have forgotten. After bawling for a good half hour or so he eventually came round to the idea that his old toys were now another child’s new toys. He now wants us to go through his...
Jul 8th
Jul 6th
Scan went well today...
… and I found out that Bean weighs a healthy 2 pounds, 9 ounces. This is considered a ‘normal’ weight at this stage - and not that of a sugar-pumped beefcake, yay! So the diet seems to be working! (Has given me renewed envigoration in applying it after yesterday’s lapse). I’ll have another scan in four weeks to see how it’s going. From today’s scan,...
Jul 5th
I'm aweary of being pregnant
Just a bit of a whinge, if you’ll allow… I’m ever so excited about having another little one - please don’t think I’m not - but these past couple of days things have got on top of me. I’m exhausted and under the weather so I missed Pulp at Hyde Park yesterday. Literally the only concert I’d planned to go to all year and one I’d been looking forward...
Jul 5th